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Deck the halls with boughs of LEAD!



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If you EATS IT, you'll be DEAD!



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Don we now our GAY APPAREL.



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ALL MY FRIENDS WEAR "GAY APPAREL!"



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See the blazing YUL before us.



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Cut the tree down, KILL A FOREST!



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Visit SANTA, make your WISHES!



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HOFFA sleeping with the FISHES!



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OLD MEN FARTING, PASSING GASSES!



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Lost the PUCKERS from their ASSES!



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SANTA, JESUS, you're not PC.



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Hope you HAVE A HAPPY B-DAY.



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