PLAY IT LOUD! SUNNY by BONEY M
I suffer from a condition known as "hallux rigidus." Literally "stiff toe." I am one of millions worldwide with this condition. It is basically a growth of bone tissue that makes it impossible to bend or pronate my big toes on each foot without pain. Please don't hate us. Aside from our hideous bone growth, we're just like normal people.
Okay, our feet might be a little gross. Next week, I will have both toes opened up so that the additional bone can be ground off in the hopes of making standing and walking less painful and easier. Like any good Healthcare consumer, I immediately Googled my surgeon to verify that he could be trusted to peform the procedure. This picture came up:
Yes. MING THE MERCILESS, CRUEL DESPOT OF THE PLANET MONGO AND FLASH GORDON'S SWORN ENEMY! I hope it was just some sort of "cyber trickery" a search engine "oops!" I must admit, the "official" picture below does bear a bit of a resemblance to Lord Ming. It's the merciless eyebrows I think.