Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
The BUSH DOCTRINE is a term used to describe the policy of pre-emption attributed to United States President George W. Bush. Specifically, the Bush Doctrine focuses on the controversial policy of preventive war, which holds that the United States government should depose foreign regimes that represent a threat to the security of the United States, even if such threats are not immediate and no attack is imminent. The Bush Doctrine was used to justify the Invasion of Iraq in March, 2003.
Friday, September 05, 2008
Propellorheads with Shirley Bassey - HISTORY REPEATING
Senator John McCain introduces his Vice Presidential Candidate, Tina Fey and her husband Josh Brolin, to his wife "Adjustable Hair-Length First-Lady Barbie" and other members of his Cabinet.
The group includes Secretary of The Impossible - Tom Cruise, Secretary of The View - Sherri Sheppard and Secretary of Holding Little Girls By The Shoulders - Josh Hartnett.
When I'm scared I whistle.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals
Well, I guess we can cross "Abstinence" and "Teen Pregnancy" off the Republican platform this year. Maybe a free condom could have helped? At least the Redneck Double-wide vote is a lock.
Ralph Nader, Jesse Ventura and Cindy Sheehan are having a meeting in the Twin Cities so I guess the Idiot vote is still up for grabs.
Viva Democracy! Only in America can a complete moron rise from anonymity to mediocrity!
P.S. Now, since the nation has heard her talk about God, guns and how the ANWAR needs drilling, I have re-evaluated my previously harsh critique of Gov. Palin into these few points:
- Tina Fey called, she'd like her look back.
- Polar Bears called, they'd like to avoid extinction.
- I can't hear you when you whine.
P.P.S. The joke actually goes:
- What's the difference between a Hockey-Mom and a Pit Bull?
- You could kiss a Pit Bull if you had to.
Later This Week!
- JUNO in Juneau?
- Hijinks in Underage, Alaska?