She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals
Well, I guess we can cross "Abstinence" and "Teen Pregnancy" off the Republican platform this year. Maybe a free condom could have helped? At least the Redneck Double-wide vote is a lock.
Ralph Nader, Jesse Ventura and Cindy Sheehan are having a meeting in the Twin Cities so I guess the Idiot vote is still up for grabs.
Viva Democracy! Only in America can a complete moron rise from anonymity to mediocrity!
P.S. Now, since the nation has heard her talk about God, guns and how the ANWAR needs drilling, I have re-evaluated my previously harsh critique of Gov. Palin into these few points:
- Tina Fey called, she'd like her look back.
- Polar Bears called, they'd like to avoid extinction.
- I can't hear you when you whine.
P.P.S. The joke actually goes:
- What's the difference between a Hockey-Mom and a Pit Bull?
- You could kiss a Pit Bull if you had to.
Later This Week!
- JUNO in Juneau?
- Hijinks in Underage, Alaska?