Theory(s)

In the last 43 years I have spent an inordinate amount of time musing, pondering, hypothesizing, ruminating, intuiting, speculating and wondering about many things.

I thought I'd share a few:

1. At the Center of CYBERSPACE lies a SUPERMASSIVE BLOGHOLE. Large enough to swallow EVERYTHING published on the WWW... so far.




2. CHINA is made of BITE-SIZED pieces of LEAD.



3. If I fly out of MSP often enough, I'll have sex with a MEMBER OF CONGRESS.



4. GOD has been LYING to PAT ROBERTSON for years.