MAMA, DON'T LET YOUR QUARTER-BACKS GROW UP TO DATE HOT-GIRLS!

LOSING MY RELIGION - REM



First, came SPY-GATE - but the Senate Judiciary Committee is investigating that (I'm SO relieved.)

Then, there was Romo-Gate... or was it Jessica-Gate?


This is just a gratuitous picture of Gisele Bundchen (that's German for "piece of tail.")


Then, a photo of Jessica Simpson cursing the Cowboys with her Glamour-VooDoo! (I'll do anything to boost readership.)


And NOW? Gisele-Gate! (Just who choked on who? or whom?)

Moral: Don't date Celebrity Super-Model Pop-Star Actress Babes in the Post-Season!


Luckily, the NFL has found sisters for Tom and Tony to date next season. It's never about the Ladies in pro-sports. It's about the Benjamins.