Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Too Much Free Tim(e)

If only we could figure out a way for computers to give out gravy.

Each unit could be engineered with a spout or spigot from which rich, meaty gravy flowed when you did something clever on them.

The computers would be set so that they would never give more than just enough gravy to keep the operator alive.

Never so much as to make the operator rich or fat.

And increasingly clever "goings on" on the computer would only insure that the sustaining amount of gravy flowed.

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