Wednesday, April 11, 2007

"You Obviously Don't Know Who I Think I Am?"

THEM - My Mother thinks I'm "self-important!"
ME - Why I oughta, I mean the very idea...I'll get her if it's that Last Thing I do! Watch Your Back Lady!

THEM - My Therapist has spent a year figuring out where to begin with me.
ME - I prefer "complex" but I'm merely "complicated."

THEM - My heartless, soul-sucking mooch of a Long Time Companion has returned to ATM, I mean TIM.
ME - I should earn more money.

THEM - My Cat is looking at me funny.
ME - Do I show her I love her enough?

THEM - zzzzz
ME - How does my hair look from the back?

1 comment:

jungle dream pagoda said...

Laughing long and loud at (and with) Little Timmy Ten Toes!