Oh My Sweet Dear God, NO!

Patsy Cline - CRAZY More Like UNDIAGNOSED MENTAL ILLNESS


It was funny when it happened. Minnesota had 3 candidates for Governor and Jesse THE CRAZY Ventura was able to rouse the "slacker vote" and become the chief executive of - Thank God - a fairly weak Governorship. Four years of talk show appearances and questionable hijinks later, he moved to Mexico, grew a bizarre biker-beard and crawled under a political rock.

Now he's back on the talk show circuit throwing rocks instead of hiding under them. Launching balloons like running for the US Senate against Norm Coleman (conservative tool, married to a trophy wife) and Al Franken (liberal tool, Insincerity on a stick) he scares me - more than either unsavory Party affiliate. And even floating the idea of Jesse THE VICE PRESIDENT Ventura is the sort of thing you should scream yourself awake in a cold sweat during.

Trust me America, that joke isn't funny anymore.