Barack Obama Agrees To Negotiate With Master Cylinder!

Barack Obama - soon to be King Of Earth - has agreed to meet WITHOUT PRE-CONDITIONS with MASTER CYLINDER-King Of The Moon!




These unprecedented talks are aimed at ending the centuries old conflict between the MOON MEN and America's Favorite Feline Defender FELIX THE CAT!



The talks center around control of the MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS that Felix uses to thwart the MOON MEN.




This technology was recently leaked to MASTER CYLINDER by the bags inventor THE PROFESSOR and his henchman ROCK-BOTTOM.


The leak was revealed by THE PROFESSOR's nephew POINDEXTER after hours of interrogation by CIA and Army Intelligence.

Rumors of "water-boarding" have been vigorously denied by spokesmen for the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the current Administration.

BREAKING NEWS! Young Republicans Figure Out What "OXYMORON" Means

(and the elephants rejoiced)

Students and Advisors gather in horror when they realize that Ronald Reagan is just a fading memory for Generation-Next... and pretty much for his last term in office, sad.

Twenty-Somethings have trouble doing the math on the vexing question "How many of me adds up to one John McCain?"

(Maybe this many?)

Also troubling, will a beer can fit inside the secret compartment in Cindy McCains Hair?

(...when it's time to relax...)

Tomorrow's Headline Today: DID YOU GUYS KNOW HE'S BLACK?

New York London Paris Munich!

Everybody's Dancing to M POP MUSIK

I'm daily amazed by the World Wide hits on the epistle.

The Last 100 hits on this site came from all over the world. Take a look:

How does my humor play in Thailand, South Africa, Finland, Tel Aviv...? Do they really love FREE PHIL SPECTOR'S WIG in Hong Kong? Why is FELIX THE CAT suddenly the toast of east Asia? 

And how the hell can I get their attention in ANTARCTICA? My missing continent. I must lure them. Here goes:

ANTARCTICA TO BE MELTED TO PROVIDE IRRIGATION OF THE SAHARA

ANTARCTICA STRUCK BY COMET

ANTARCTICA DOES NOT REALLY EXIST

PEOPLE LIVING IN ANTARCTICA MAY LIVE TO BE 200

THERE ARE NO ANTS IN ANTARCTICA - WEIRD

ANTARCTICA SMELLS LIKE FEET

Thank You and Farewell

MICHAEL DeBAKEY 1908-2008

Thank You Dr. DeBakey, From The Bottom Of My Heart

Where Is The PERFECT CRIME?

It occured to me during a lunch conversation that between LAW & ORDER (Original, SVU, CI, EI-EI-O), CSI (Las Vegas, Miami, New York, Bugtussle) and countless FORENSIC FILE imitators - whew - that the PERFECT CRIME should have been committed by now.

Why hasn't it? Or has it? Have YOU committed it? Would you like to Confess? Anonymously, maybe?

Or is there Anyone you'd like to ACCUSE?

Unburden yourself to the epistle, my friend. You'll feel better. We'll both feel better.

... and speak directly into your computer's microphone... no reason.

And Now...The CUTE BOMB!

These little monkeys are probably talking by now instead of sleepily lolling about. Hell, they could be driving as fast as time seems to pass at mid-life.

I hope these images resuface for them. What a couple of googly-eyed little sea-monkeys.

"I'm sure you're wondering why I've called you all here today...?"

Startled.

Stamped.

Daddy's pickin' and Baby's a grinnin'.

Flowers, Kitty-cats and Babies. Hope your sweet tooth is satisfied. I'll have to darken things a bit after my Fourth of July Patriotic Extravaganza!

Pictures Of Kitty Cats

This is my little Toe-Biter, Bobbie. Actually her full name is Roberta Appassioniqua Fifi Hogan.

She isn't alway bad or angry, in fact, sometimes she's extremely sweet just not for very long at least not long enough to photograph. Her bad and destructive antics are far more photogenic.

Here, she's just sitting and staring into space quietly planning to attack the toilet paper roll in the bathroom or run across the kitchen floor sliding into the refrigerator with a thud as her little skull hits the door.

This is my old kitty, Stinky. Her full name is Stinkerella Fifi Louise Hogan. The picture below is by far my best version of her, I think it captures her wildness and sense of play!

Below, her calico body blends effortlessly as she seems to float on the patterned home-made quilt beneath her. I miss my Stinky. She lives with her other Daddy in Minneapolis.

Flowers, kitty cats - what next? Babies. Excellent guess!

I Been Bit!

No not snake-bit - though moving back to Texas has increased my chances of that happening. Actually I've been bit by the Art bug of late and have been exercising my creative muscles visually.

Since this has coincided with a case of Blogger's Block, I thought I'd share some pictures with you! Enjoy!

So I like pretty flowers and PhotoShop? You gotta problem wid dat?

Seriously, all of these were made with my cell-phone camera, PhotoShop, my Mac and me.

I particularly love roses (now there's a gift hint) they have so much personality.

Even house plants, digitally enhanced, have a certain arty appeal.

And you thought I was just a pretty face and a smart-ass remark!