Tuesday, July 22, 2008

BREAKING NEWS! Young Republicans Figure Out What "OXYMORON" Means

(and the elephants rejoiced)

Students and Advisors gather in horror when they realize that Ronald Reagan is just a fading memory for Generation-Next... and pretty much for his last term in office, sad.

Twenty-Somethings have trouble doing the math on the vexing question "How many of me adds up to one John McCain?"

(Maybe this many?)

Also troubling, will a beer can fit inside the secret compartment in Cindy McCains Hair?

(...when it's time to relax...)
Tomorrow's Headline Today: DID YOU GUYS KNOW HE'S BLACK?