Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Fidel Castro, Ehud Ohlmert, Mahmoud Abbas and I walk into a bar during a heatwave. We have a Parrot, a Frog, a Turtle and a Monkey on our shoulders repectively. The Bartender is a three-legged dog with red eyes. The Bartender asks us all what brought us there.
Castro tells of 50 years of Dictatorship in Cuba. Ohlmert and Abbas tell of failing to make peace between the Israelis and Palestinians. I have to admit to living with unfulfilled potential.
Suddenly the three-legged Dog Bartender turns into Satan. He immediately sends three of the four of us to HELL!