Monday, December 11, 2006
C.I.A./NSA Link OSAMA BIN LADEN to KING OF THE MOON
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a high level Administration Staffer confirmed," All our worst fears are now realized. Apparently toying with FELIX and POINDEXTER is no longer sufficiently EVIL for MASTER CYLINDER and he has joined OSAMA BIN LADEN in declaring war against the Infidel."
What could this UNHOLY ALLIANCE mean? An endless supply of 1930's automobile parts to begin with...
...also...why does MASTER CYLINDER have nipples? Does that worry anyone but me?